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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2176
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
226 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

#18752825
131 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML

#18752093
106 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

#18751726
102 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by shades (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
167 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML

#18738819
76 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

#18738638
133 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML

#18732471
123 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 1:48am - misc - by elijahrobrt - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

#18728247
131 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

#18725237
158 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

#18724307
102 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by Anna (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

#18721209
169 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

#18715182
156 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 10:56am - money - by FML - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310
140 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

#18711671
105 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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