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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6606) - you deserved it (51150)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

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On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML

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On 12/17/2008 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

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On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version



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