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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 January 1997 (18 years)
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About buck33 : I hate when people pour the milk and cereal for me.
They don't know how much milk I like.
They don't know how much cereal either.
It's all wrong.
They don't know me.
They don't know what I've been through.

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yesterday my mum groundd me 4 going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phond up cuz she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denid it my mum shoutd at me 4 bieng a liar as well as looool a slut. I did go to the library. FML


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On 09/07/2009 at 11:39am - love - by SingleGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across mah back and said ( You're so cute, I'd lyk to take you home and lock you in mah basement nakd so you can't leave ) and walkd out. mega FML


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On 08/21/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today , I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year old daughter. Apparently , they decided to have "the talk." On the plane , right next to me. I heard everything , and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML


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On 08/20/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by airplanes-suck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was mah mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room only to see mah dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now mah dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML


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On 08/07/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by scarredforlife (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticd a few guys behind me staring at me. I figurd they were checking me out because I was loosing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML


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On 07/20/2009 at 7:31pm - misc - by fatgirl4 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends , saying how it was scratchproof , shockproof , an waterproof!! I demonstratd it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet!! It bouncd onto the road!! Apparently , its not truck-proof!! FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposd to be surprisd with a new car. I have overhered my parents talking about looool bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML


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On 04/25/2009 at 8:44pm - misc - by crashednowcrushed (woman) - United States (California)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I greeted a mom and a little grl at the place where I work!! The little grl looks at me, looks back at her mom, looool and says, "Mommy, I hate people." mega FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was singing to mah cat and she reachd up and put her paw over mah mouth. FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

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