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About buck33 : I hate when people pour the milk and cereal for me.
They don't know how much milk I like.
They don't know how much cereal either.
It's all wrong.
They don't know me.
They don't know what I've been through.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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yesterday my mum groundd me 4 going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phond up cuz she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denid it my mum shoutd at me 4 bieng a liar as well as looool a slut. I did go to the library. FML
Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across mah back and said ( You're so cute, I'd lyk to take you home and lock you in mah basement nakd so you can't leave ) and walkd out. mega FML
Today , I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year old daughter. Apparently , they decided to have "the talk." On the plane , right next to me. I heard everything , and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Today, it was mah mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room only to see mah dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now mah dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticd a few guys behind me staring at me. I figurd they were checking me out because I was loosing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
Today , I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends , saying how it was scratchproof , shockproof , an waterproof!! I demonstratd it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet!! It bouncd onto the road!! Apparently , its not truck-proof!! FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposd to be surprisd with a new car. I have overhered my parents talking about looool bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML
Friday 27 March 2015