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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 December 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 404
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About bubaloow : typical teenage fucked up life, with a few wierd twists because i have some fucked up friends

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Today, I was getting ready to go to a surprise party I'd planned for my best friend. All was going well on the discretion part until I logged onto Facebook. I saw that my sister had set her status to, "At Natalie's surprise party! BBL!" Natalie had liked it. FML

#6710041
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28312) - you deserved it (2768)

On 12/11/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by surprise (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw my favourite shirt on the floor of my dorm's bathroom. Feeling too lazy to bend down, I used my feet to "flick" the shirt up. Apparently, some drunkard took a dump on the floor and used my shirt to cover it up. I now have shit all over my feet, hands and the wall in front of me. FML

Today, I took the dog for a 45 minute walk/jog. She sniffed everything on the ground like she always does. She marked her territory twice and we finally got home. As soon as I took her off the leash inside she ran to the kitchen and took a dump right on the kitchen mat. FML

#6706699
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24044) - you deserved it (3153)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was doing a study on homeless people and how they manage to stay alive on the streets. Turns out the one I was studying today was given more money than I make in a week. FML

#6705143
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26524) - you deserved it (2417)

On 12/11/2009 at 2:23am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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