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btwmellarkc
  • Town/Country : Virginia, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 March 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 164
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About btwmellarkc : Weird person who loooves volleyball, thinks her freinds r awesome, and likes her guy friend. Another thing is im boycrazy, but trying hard to like only one guy. I want to be a writer someday. I would be awesome to be talented but i cant sing, dance, act, or even model. I am currently trying to pass Home ec. Ps Twilight and Hunger Games rocks. I even love the old Japanese movie Spirited Away.

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