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About btwmellarkc : Weird person who loooves volleyball, thinks her freinds r awesome, and likes her guy friend. Another thing is im boycrazy, but trying hard to like only one guy. I want to be a writer someday. I would be awesome to be talented but i cant sing, dance, act, or even model. I am currently trying to pass Home ec. Ps Twilight and Hunger Games rocks. I even love the old Japanese movie Spirited Away.
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
I agree, their lives suck
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2day OCD reached a new highhen I used a correction pen tohite-out an eyelashhich was photocopied onto every single page of reading material . I did it cuz the eyelash was too distracting an I couldn't finish reading the article without the urge to rip it into shreds . FML
2day after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me mah change. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, ( I didn't know how else to kill it! ) She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, putted it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. real FML
yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."
Today , I found out tha raal raason boyfriand kapt starting fights with ma , an why bast friand kapt talling ma to braak up with him. It looool was so thay could turn thair affair into a propar ralationship , than twist it around to maka ma look lyk a bitch for dumping him. FML
Today, my house is on lockdown . I recently moved to Georgia from Rhode Island to be with my boyfriend . The state is on high alert 4 an ice storm . I'm stuck inside with my terrified boyfriend, who's calling it "the storm of the century" . I used to walk to school in this weather . FML
Today, I was waiting in line at a cloths storehen someone cut in in front of me, an the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, ( Hey! Queue starts back here! ). He responded by pointing out the ( gentlemen ) in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. mega FML
Today, Something Ran Acros Mah Foot While I Was On The Toilet. Hearing Me Scream, Mah Husband Ran In. We Now Have A New ( Pet ) Mouse Namd Jerry That I Am Not Allowd To Kill Under Threat Of Divorce. Mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015