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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 675
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About btwmellarkc : Weird person who loooves volleyball, thinks her freinds r awesome, and likes her guy friend. Another thing is im boycrazy, but trying hard to like only one guy. I want to be a writer someday. I would be awesome to be talented but i cant sing, dance, act, or even model. I am currently trying to pass Home ec. Ps Twilight and Hunger Games rocks. I even love the old Japanese movie Spirited Away.

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2day OCD reached a new highhen I used a correction pen tohite-out an eyelashhich was photocopied onto every single page of reading material . I did it cuz the eyelash was too distracting an I couldn't finish reading the article without the urge to rip it into shreds . FML

#21273246
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29940) - you deserved it (4910)

On 10/07/2014 at 11:49pm - misc - by waternixie (woman) - Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan)

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" 4 over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

#21204913
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48234) - you deserved it (8522)

On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

TODAY... WHILE SEARCHING A WOMAN 4 CONTRABAND AS PART OF JOB... SHE KEPT MAKING SEXUAL NOISES THROUGHOUT. AFTER I FINISHED... SHE HUGGED ME AN WENT ON HER WAY. I REALLY NEED A NEW JOB. FML

#21099601
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38415) - you deserved it (4405)

On 03/29/2014 at 7:07pm - work - by ohdear. (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I met my mom's new busines partner for te frst time. I sook is and, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daugter". I'm a guy. mega FML

#21085066
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34550) - you deserved it (11782)

On 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by CurtisWogan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

#21076106
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52578) - you deserved it (13404)

On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

2day after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me mah change. FML

#21075108
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37338) - you deserved it (14985)

On 03/01/2014 at 4:09pm - money - by SarahNB - United States (Utah)

yesterday with a single misstep , I managd to send myself looool and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance endd up having to be calld 4 one lady. FML

#21067848
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37978) - you deserved it (4626)

On 02/21/2014 at 7:20pm - work - by ashamedklutz (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, ( I didn't know how else to kill it! ) She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, putted it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. real FML

#21067130
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49942) - you deserved it (4039)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46537) - you deserved it (6575)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I found out tha raal raason boyfriand kapt starting fights with ma , an why bast friand kapt talling ma to braak up with him. It looool was so thay could turn thair affair into a propar ralationship , than twist it around to maka ma look lyk a bitch for dumping him. FML

#21058247
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61401) - you deserved it (4560)

On 02/12/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my house is on lockdown . I recently moved to Georgia from Rhode Island to be with my boyfriend . The state is on high alert 4 an ice storm . I'm stuck inside with my terrified boyfriend, who's calling it "the storm of the century" . I used to walk to school in this weather . FML

#21058111
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48023) - you deserved it (5503)

On 02/12/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stuck - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was waiting in line at a cloths storehen someone cut in in front of me, an the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, ( Hey! Queue starts back here! ). He responded by pointing out the ( gentlemen ) in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. mega FML

#21056589
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34463) - you deserved it (15409)

On 02/10/2014 at 7:45pm - misc - by QueueJumper (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, Something Ran Acros Mah Foot While I Was On The Toilet. Hearing Me Scream, Mah Husband Ran In. We Now Have A New ( Pet ) Mouse Namd Jerry That I Am Not Allowd To Kill Under Threat Of Divorce. Mega FML

Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom cuz of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML

#21055217
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39023) - you deserved it (7497)

On 02/09/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by took it - United States (New York)

Today, after years of counseling and therapy 4 my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

#21051812
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44554) - you deserved it (13700)

On 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm - misc - by tigerisabelle (woman) -

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