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btrswt
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 586
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About btrswt : i live in downtown toronto and am a first year at ryerson university.

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Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML

#5550225 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (51894) - you deserved it (3372)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML

#3960027 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (41225) - you deserved it (3968)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm - love - by OneYearMistake. (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

#3950301 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (63753) - you deserved it (4386)

On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML

#1706797 (237)

I agree, your life sucks (59530) - you deserved it (5879)

On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had the reverse lights on. I thought to myself "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML

#1705413 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (40049) - you deserved it (3111)

On 05/06/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by jezusflowers (man) - United States (Oklahoma)