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Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

#15793143
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41624) - you deserved it (5547)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

#15112268
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31428) - you deserved it (4948)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I was forced to attend a fire safety class, as required by my job. Last year, I completed the fire academy as a volunteer fireman. The class was not only insulting, but wrong in many ways. I got kicked out for pointing them out. I now have to take it again, or be fired. FML

#15020187
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25847) - you deserved it (5374)

On 02/17/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by peeved (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35750) - you deserved it (4946)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

#14836412
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28539) - you deserved it (5393)

On 02/04/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by unknown -

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32904) - you deserved it (2640)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

#13825613
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28573) - you deserved it (2645)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by blueheron93 (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML

#13345862
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9449) - you deserved it (23713)

On 10/06/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Distrito Federal)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52220) - you deserved it (7861)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, during an early morning preflight check, I spotted liquid pooling under the aircraft. I rubbed my fingers in it and sniffed. Good news? No dangerous fuel or hydraulic fluid leak. Bad news? My copilot was too lazy to walk back to the hangar to take a leak. FML

#11954418
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33240) - you deserved it (3888)

On 07/18/2010 at 1:02am - work - by Flyboy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent ages applying for a scholarship on-line. I found out on the very last page that I do not meet the qualifications for it. FML

#10900890
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24584) - you deserved it (9930)

On 06/01/2010 at 2:05am - work - by effme (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at dentist to get impressions made. The hygienist put way too much of the plaster stuff on the press. She put it in my mouth and asked if I was okay, I shook my head no and promptly vomited. It sat at the back of my throat and I could not spit it out until the plaster hardened. FML

#10705842
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34207) - you deserved it (2544)

On 05/23/2010 at 2:08am - health - by gpistas - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML

#8967212
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29615) - you deserved it (4140)

On 03/10/2010 at 7:12am - love - by dumped - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML

#8748241
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23372) - you deserved it (5795)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:15pm - misc - by uwbeautyqueen12 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML

#8632694
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26072) - you deserved it (2964)

On 02/25/2010 at 2:05am - misc - by thewordsicantsay (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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