Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 487
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About brutal_banger : Yes, my cat is wearing a crown and cape.

brutal_banger's page activity

Visits<b>princessluka</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 6:19pm<b>FamousPeace</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 11:17pm<b>kubackster</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 9:36am<b>vegasked</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 4:59pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 12:53pm<b>buonotomato</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 4:21pm<b>rkdstp1995</b> - the 04/02/2014 at 1:40am<b>momo_sir</b> - the 03/31/2014 at 1:04pm<b>swick25</b> - the 03/16/2014 at 10:47pm<b>dubaigirl</b> - the 03/12/2014 at 5:10pm<b>elibel</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 12:52pm<b>Ohthatsnasty</b> - the 01/24/2014 at 7:12pm<b>notachinesewoman</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 2:20pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 01/09/2014 at 11:20pm<b>itzypedia</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 3:45pm<b>brooksthehunter</b> - the 12/14/2013 at 3:10pm<b>Mariooo</b> - the 12/14/2013 at 9:26am<b>EmmiAnne</b> - the 12/02/2013 at 11:15pm

brutal_banger's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of brutal_banger's badges

brutal_banger's favorite FMLs

Doh! This user still hasn't added any FML to their favorites. :(

FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: