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  • Number of visits : 1462
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About brootalxkeni : My name is Kenia. I\'m not anywhere near average, well atleast the average girl. I hate pink, I hate skirts, dresses, flip flops, reality TV, and the new generation. I like to stay old school, I like to stay brutal, and I like to stay true to myself. I say FUCK THE TREND.
I love video games and music

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Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

#14651600
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I agree, your life sucks (31852) - you deserved it (14050)

On 01/20/2011 at 4:37pm - love - by Bethany (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40740) - you deserved it (26828) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28957) - you deserved it (5680)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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