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About brootalxkeni : My name is Kenia. I\'m not anywhere near average, well atleast the average girl. I hate pink, I hate skirts, dresses, flip flops, reality TV, and the new generation. I like to stay old school, I like to stay brutal, and I like to stay true to myself. I say FUCK THE TREND.
I love video games and music
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
Wednesday 20 May 2015