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Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML

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On 03/09/2014 at 10:09pm - misc - by some band player - United States (Illinois)

Today, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work. Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am. They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars. They suck. FML

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On 09/04/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by lostinspace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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On 05/18/2013 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

#20668592
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On 05/17/2013 at 5:25am - misc - by Jololol - United States

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML

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On 05/16/2013 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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On 05/10/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 4:11am - health - by thatonesilentkidinclass (man) - Philippines (Batangas)

Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML

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On 04/27/2013 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML

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On 04/26/2013 at 6:03pm - work - by fuck you walmart (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving and a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at him, but he didn't even react. I realized he wasn't admiring me he was admiring my truck. This is the 5th time this week. My truck gets more game than I do. FML

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On 04/26/2013 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale, he stops just to snicker and say, "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML

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On 04/25/2013 at 3:55am - work - by justgivemethed - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML

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On 04/22/2013 at 9:22am - work - by work -_- - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML

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On 04/19/2013 at 6:17am - work - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)



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