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Today, I received a birthday card from my dad, over a week late. It was addressed to me using my maiden name, the enclosed check also made out to me using my maiden name. I've been married for over 10 years. FML
by anonymous / 08/14/2016 at 11:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
by denting-and-venting / 08/10/2016 at 4:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by Ummm / 08/03/2016 at 3:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by BodyElectric / 07/26/2016 at 1:06am / Animals
by benjamin03 / 07/25/2016 at 8:32pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML
by hannamacintosh / 07/07/2016 at 2:37pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by titmeister / 06/28/2016 at 12:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Forever_Cursed / 06/28/2016 at 10:02am / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2016 at 10:45pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her I was at my dad's house, she clarified; she meant her husband of one year, not my actual father who has raised me for the past 25 years. Apparently, he feels "left out." FML
by PaintedDoll / 06/19/2016 at 11:12pm / United States / Holidays
Today, my job as a supervisor has become increasingly ridiculous because one employee doesn't want to do the tasks I give her. My supervisor tells me to keep working with her and giving her work. When she goes directly to him, he tells her she doesn't have to do them. FML
by crackie / 06/16/2016 at 1:45pm / Korea, Republic of / Work
by stuck / 06/12/2016 at 1:59am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love