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About brookelynnxo : I`m brookelynn,
this site makes me feel soo much better about the stupid s*** that happens to me sometimes. that`s about it.

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Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, 'I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy.' FML


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On 05/26/2009 at 4:23am - health - by squishyboy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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