About bronx819 : I'm just an average 16 year old teenager writing a couple books, none of them even halfway done.
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by anonymous / 11/27/2009 at 4:20am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by buhknee / 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2009 at 3:55pm / United States / Work
Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML
by Paramedic / 11/17/2009 at 6:16am / United Kingdom (Rochdale) / Work
Today, my girlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever and Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it and if she could keep my hamster. FML
by iluvsu504 / 11/11/2009 at 1:17pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love
Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss' daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2009 at 12:51pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML
by dinosaurman / 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/30/2009 at 5:31am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my birthday. I asked my mom that instead of a present if she would make a donation to my favourite charity. She said that this wasn't a "proper" present for a 15-year-old girl. Instead she got me a kettle because "ours had broke and you make the most tea in the family." FML
by qwerty6 / 09/30/2009 at 2:17am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/28/2009 at 5:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML
by Poowee / 09/18/2009 at 12:29am / United States (Alabama) / Animals
Today, my family gathered to pray. It was my brother's turn to pray and he ended with this, "...and help Chev that he does not become the disappointment everyone expects him to be. Amen." I looked on in shock as my entire family nodded and said "Amen" in agreement. Hi, I'm Chev. FML
by jaskyriddims / 09/16/2009 at 3:58pm / Dominica (Saint George) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a promotion to management at work. My employer decided to give the 'non-management' employees a really nice raise. Which means the job I had before my promotion is now paying more than the job I have now. Did I just get demoted? FML
by ofcourse / 09/13/2009 at 2:12am / United States (West Virginia) / Work
by awilson / 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have… Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because… Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which…