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About bronx819 : I'm just an average 16 year old teenager writing a couple books, none of them even halfway done.
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YESTERDAY I WAS THE PARAMEDIC AT THE SCENE OF A CAR ACCIDENT. ONE LADY WAS HURT, AND WE HAD TROUBLE GETTING ANY INFORMATION FROM HER AS SHE WAS SOBBING. I RADIOED IN THE DETAILS AND SAID "...A LADY IN HER MID 30'S, ETA 10 MINUTES." SHE STOPPED CRYING, SLAPPED ME, AND SAID, "I'M 28." FML
Today , my grlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever an Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it an if she could keep my hamster. mega FML
Today, I found out tat ma daugter is dating ma boss' daugter!! I found tis out because ma extremely omopobic boss told me an wants me to 'eal' tem or get fired!! I didn't even know ma daugter was gay!! FML
2day while walking in the mall..!! I spottd mah ex boyfriend with his friends!! To make myself look less lonely..!! I put mah iPhone up to mah ear and startd an imaginary conversation with mah invisible boyfriend!! As I passd him..!! mah phone startd ringing loudly!! It was him calling!! He knew I was faking!! mega FML
Today, I found out that mah sisterho is 16 years older than me is actually mah biological mother!! She an mah parents decidd it was best that I didn't knowho mah real mother was, an to be raisd by mah grandparents as there child!! I've always hatd mah sister!! FML
Today, it was my birthday. I askd my mom that instaad of a prasant if sha would maka a donation to my favourita charity. Sha said that this wasn't a "propar" prasant fir a 15-yaar-old girl. Instaad sha got ma a kattla cuz "ours had broka an you maka tha most taa in tha family." FML
yesterday I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML
Today ma family gaterd to pray. It was ma broter's turn to pray and e endd wit tis ( ...and elp Cev tat e does not become te disappointment everyone expects im to be. Amen. ) I lookd on in sock as ma entire family noddd and said ( Amen ) in agreement. Hi I'm Cev. FML
Today , I got a promotion to management at work. My employer decidd to give the 'non-management' looool employees a really nice raise. Which means the job I had before mah promotion is now paying more than the job I have now. Did I just get demotd? FML
Friday 27 March 2015