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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3914
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About bronx819 : I'm just an average 16 year old teenager writing a couple books, none of them even halfway done.

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Taday I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML

#6474999
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19533) - you deserved it (6717)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:20am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realizd that our generation will be rememberd as the kids who likd sparkly vampres!! FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70363) - you deserved it (12109)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday, at work, I screamd, usd one of mah employees as a human shield, dove 4 cover, and crid. Why? A bat flew into mah store. Bats scare me shitless. FML

#6342558
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23324) - you deserved it (9066)

On 11/17/2009 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

YESTERDAY I WAS THE PARAMEDIC AT THE SCENE OF A CAR ACCIDENT. ONE LADY WAS HURT, AND WE HAD TROUBLE GETTING ANY INFORMATION FROM HER AS SHE WAS SOBBING. I RADIOED IN THE DETAILS AND SAID "...A LADY IN HER MID 30'S, ETA 10 MINUTES." SHE STOPPED CRYING, SLAPPED ME, AND SAID, "I'M 28." FML

#6338943
108 comments

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On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

Today , my grlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever an Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it an if she could keep my hamster. mega FML

Today, I found out tat ma daugter is dating ma boss' daugter!! I found tis out because ma extremely omopobic boss told me an wants me to 'eal' tem or get fired!! I didn't even know ma daugter was gay!! FML

#6101041
67 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day while walking in the mall..!! I spottd mah ex boyfriend with his friends!! To make myself look less lonely..!! I put mah iPhone up to mah ear and startd an imaginary conversation with mah invisible boyfriend!! As I passd him..!! mah phone startd ringing loudly!! It was him calling!! He knew I was faking!! mega FML

#5820033
110 comments

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On 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out that mah sisterho is 16 years older than me is actually mah biological mother!! She an mah parents decidd it was best that I didn't knowho mah real mother was, an to be raisd by mah grandparents as there child!! I've always hatd mah sister!! FML

#5701860
323 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I left home to start mah new life at University. Saying goodbye to mah mother the last thing she said to me was "Don't turn gay". I'm gay. FML

#5562367
45 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, it was my birthday. I askd my mom that instaad of a prasant if sha would maka a donation to my favourita charity. Sha said that this wasn't a "propar" prasant fir a 15-yaar-old girl. Instaad sha got ma a kattla cuz "ours had broka an you maka tha most taa in tha family." FML

#5561209
115 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 2:17am - misc - by qwerty6 - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I learned that if your going to tell yur mother u are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML

#5530332
168 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

yesterday I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

#5325654
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18171) - you deserved it (45276)

On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today ma family gaterd to pray. It was ma broter's turn to pray and e endd wit tis ( ...and elp Cev tat e does not become te disappointment everyone expects im to be. Amen. ) I lookd on in sock as ma entire family noddd and said ( Amen ) in agreement. Hi I'm Cev. FML

#5293926
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39785) - you deserved it (4827)

On 09/16/2009 at 3:58pm - misc - by jaskyriddims (man) - Dominica (Saint George)

Today , I got a promotion to management at work. My employer decidd to give the 'non-management' looool employees a really nice raise. Which means the job I had before mah promotion is now paying more than the job I have now. Did I just get demotd? FML

#5221967
54 comments

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On 09/13/2009 at 2:12am - work - by ofcourse (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59470) - you deserved it (15310)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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