About bronx819 : I'm just an average 16 year old teenager writing a couple books, none of them even halfway done.
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Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML
by grounded / 01/03/2010 at 11:40am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Intimacy
by Darling_Cherry / 01/02/2010 at 4:22pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML
by manksy / 01/01/2010 at 5:07pm / United Kingdom (North Yorkshire) / Work
by NotANaturist / 01/01/2010 at 9:13am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Miscellaneous
by baybuh / 12/30/2009 at 12:26pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML
by lovehurts / 12/28/2009 at 3:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I needed to job shadow someone for my winter break career project. Not finding someone to take me along to their job, my mom suggested shadowing my dad. Not wanting to hurt his feelings, I went with him. All day I sat and helped him test human poop samples for parasites. Some was diarrhea. FML
by kawaiixalice / 12/28/2009 at 10:14am / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2009 at 7:08am / United States (Washington) / Holidays
by Jen / 12/27/2009 at 8:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
by Kelly / 12/26/2009 at 11:44pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML
by rtrim29 / 12/26/2009 at 11:18am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2009 at 7:43am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/26/2009 at 3:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my Nana showed me her new sign that says, "Some of my greatest blessings call me Nana." We stood there looking at a wall FULL of pictures of her grandkids, which is where she wanted to hang it. After scanning the wall a couple times, I realized. There was not one picture of me. FML
by weeble_wobbles09 / 12/25/2009 at 9:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity,… Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found… Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving…