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bronx819
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2683
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About bronx819 : I'm just an average 16 year old teenager writing a couple books, none of them even halfway done.

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Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28651) - you deserved it (8187)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML

#7124750
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6803) - you deserved it (15756)

On 01/03/2010 at 11:40am - intimacy - by grounded (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML

#7107063
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22264) - you deserved it (5911)

On 01/02/2010 at 4:22pm - animals - by Darling_Cherry - United States (California)

Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML

#7086130
214 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 5:07pm - work - by manksy (woman) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

Today, I came home from a new years party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML

#7079223
74 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 9:13am - misc - by NotANaturist (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML

#7034832
67 comments

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On 12/30/2009 at 12:26pm - health - by baybuh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML

#6994925
283 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by lovehurts (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I needed to job shadow someone for my winter break career project. Not finding someone to take me along to their job, my mom suggested shadowing my dad. Not wanting to hurt his feelings, I went with him. All day I sat and helped him test human poop samples for parasites. Some was diarrhea. FML

#6990979
69 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 10:14am - work - by kawaiixalice (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was watching 'Caillou'. It was a Christmas special for pre-schoolers. I was quite enjoying myself, when it hit me that my kid had been in bed for an hour. I forget what adult TV is. FML

#6979481
76 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 8:36pm - kids - by Jen (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

#6965324
54 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 11:44pm - love - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

#6963425
270 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

#6955134
240 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML

#6953909
204 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

#6952293
56 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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