About bronx819 : I'm just an average 16 year old teenager writing a couple books, none of them even halfway done.
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Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
by KoNi / 11/21/2008 at 2:23am / Intimacy
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML
by Tinker-Bell / 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm / Intimacy
by AirOne / 11/12/2008 at 9:39am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
by VIVI / 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm / Intimacy
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
by mocass’1 / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / France / Love
- Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the… Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week.… Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel…