About bronx819 : I'm just an average 16 year old teenager writing a couple books, none of them even halfway done.
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by Anonymous / 08/16/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 08/15/2010 at 9:12am / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Miscellaneous
by jacko / 08/15/2010 at 5:47am / Reserved / Work
Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
by hobosarea-holes / 08/14/2010 at 7:10pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
by Anonymous / 08/14/2010 at 12:35pm / United Kingdom (Scottish Borders) / Health
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
by Fire_Crotch / 08/14/2010 at 2:27am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I told my parents that I wasn't feeling very social and up for company. How do they try to make me feel better? By inviting a whole bunch of people I don't know to a pool party at my house. They said I should face my fears. I'm now in my room, hiding. FML
by antisocial / 08/12/2010 at 4:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML
by Anonymous / 08/12/2010 at 12:00am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, we got new doors fitted. There were new locks on the bathroom, to the reluctance of my mother, who thought one of us would lock ourselves in. "Only an idiot would lock themselves in," I said, and shut the door to demonstrate. I locked myself in. FML
by Lola / 08/08/2010 at 10:32am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
by Hunterxx / 08/07/2010 at 1:21am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by reckless / 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
by Kim422 / 06/28/2010 at 2:18am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by mugged / 06/01/2010 at 7:41pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I… Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the… Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…