About bronx819 : I'm just an average 16 year old teenager writing a couple books, none of them even halfway done.
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Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
by ohhdear.___. / 03/26/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Teenagegirl / 03/26/2012 at 12:11am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2010 at 12:59am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
by huj / 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, I was at volleyball tryouts when I accidentally spiked the ball into the fire alarm. The fire fighters did not look happy when they found out what had happened. So much for being on the team. FML
by Anonymous / 09/24/2010 at 9:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML
by locker / 09/16/2010 at 4:06pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met a new guy at work who would not stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me he was her husband. FML
by lifeguardlechery / 09/14/2010 at 12:15am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML
by nakedyogagirl / 09/02/2010 at 8:16pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Miscellaneous
by Buzzie / 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/30/2010 at 6:34am / Oman (Masqat) / Miscellaneous
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
by prego / 08/24/2010 at 12:01pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
by lee / 08/22/2010 at 3:24am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
- Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave… Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a… Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking.…