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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 September 1997 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2042
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About brocept : I like sports and being crazy and also do a lot of stupid stuff.

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Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

#16650975
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9651) - you deserved it (48978)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

#16646185
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45431) - you deserved it (17881)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

#16645871
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39876) - you deserved it (8887)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44101) - you deserved it (3622)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

#16601397
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27613) - you deserved it (14997)

On 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm - health - by 8sq (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my cousin taught me how to make dinner. My cousin is in first grade and I'm in college. FML

#16598107
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10988) - you deserved it (36323)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

#16591385
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38779) - you deserved it (4291)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
140 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

#16580988
271 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 4:32pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34425) - you deserved it (6409)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29921) - you deserved it (5458)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML

#16568817
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28277) - you deserved it (2950)

On 06/08/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by DrugDeal (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

#16559634
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41275) - you deserved it (3361)

On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML

#16542323
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11594) - you deserved it (39210)

On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

#16541203
121 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -



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