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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 September 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2146
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About brocept : I like sports and being crazy and also do a lot of stupid stuff.

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Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33716) - you deserved it (3607)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31385) - you deserved it (3510)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

#16908101
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39471) - you deserved it (3309)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55020) - you deserved it (7105)

On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

#16862726
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44421) - you deserved it (9942)

On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

#16837110
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25865) - you deserved it (6512)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41986) - you deserved it (3641)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

#16812577
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30581) - you deserved it (5692)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35959) - you deserved it (5416)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46355) - you deserved it (7188)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45821) - you deserved it (3793)

On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

#16728173
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23753) - you deserved it (8332)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79101) - you deserved it (6514)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

#16717900
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14712) - you deserved it (34029)

On 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm - love - by Emily J. - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML

#16708517
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31159) - you deserved it (2627)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:06am - love - by ari - United States



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