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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 September 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2216
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About brocept : I like sports and being crazy and also do a lot of stupid stuff.

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Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15025) - you deserved it (39979)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

#18433166
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41830) - you deserved it (10862)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend". Worst part? I said yes. FML

#18425208
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24904) - you deserved it (23183)

On 12/04/2011 at 3:36am - love - by lifesucksbigtimefuys - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

#18418543
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55276) - you deserved it (5530) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

#18417408
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33383) - you deserved it (5418)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML

#18410783
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30511) - you deserved it (3831)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35545) - you deserved it (6050)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41953) - you deserved it (2273)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
156 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

#18404759
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31517) - you deserved it (2333)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm - misc - by Aaron -

Today, it's my soon to be 12 year old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML

#18394511
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27258) - you deserved it (4522)

On 11/30/2011 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23783) - you deserved it (5365)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

Today, my entire family came over for thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was called. FML

#18341850
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24296) - you deserved it (1892)

On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

#18329214
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26464) - you deserved it (2553)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -



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