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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 560
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About brittanixOo : 18. brookdale. boyfriend.

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Today, a old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37 year old man. FML

#6373189
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22031) - you deserved it (5184)

On 11/19/2009 at 7:41pm - health - by Mondo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

#5482819
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32616) - you deserved it (2862)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

#3505255
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40780) - you deserved it (21552)

On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML

#2987164
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24522) - you deserved it (109911)

On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! FML

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23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17876) - you deserved it (4282)

On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)



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