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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 695
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About brisbanegirl : Hey my name is Katie a 23yo Aussie girl 🏄👙

I come on FML daily because I need my fix and have done for several years. Any questions just pop me a message!

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 10:41pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 1:40pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 1:34pm<b>Dramori</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 5:59am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 9:38am<b>Grimmal</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 6:39pm<b>seholland</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 9:10pm<b>JHAZELVNLRG1</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:22pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 7:07am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:10pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 3:04pm<b>drunkmunkey</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 6:18am<b>khorstmye</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 11:02am<b>Salvanoi</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 10:53am<b>triplebeerox</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 6:25pm<b>kimmikoko23</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 11:31am<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 9:02am<b>fourthlinedust</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 11:53pm

Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 4:41am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 6:56am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 5:32am<b>JHAZELVNLRG1</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 9:23pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 4:18am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:00am<b>khorstmye</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 5:02pm<b>Albuca</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 10:04pm

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brisbanegirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

#21337152
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30290) - you deserved it (7243)

On 01/14/2015 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by imsorry (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when he said, "You know what they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML

Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML

#21240726
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41355) - you deserved it (3297)

On 08/18/2014 at 10:59pm - work - by sorrynotsorry (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

#21074688
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42032) - you deserved it (9610)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. FML

#20895155
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46216) - you deserved it (4373)

On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

#19124149
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29085) - you deserved it (4369)

On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

#17690152
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27518) - you deserved it (14003)

On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

#17664853
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29065) - you deserved it (11616)

On 09/04/2011 at 9:27pm - love - by ddll (man) - Singapore

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

#17615072
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36874) - you deserved it (3555)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML

#17522033
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28169) - you deserved it (8337)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:47pm - misc - by friendly_neighbourhood_psycho (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37260) - you deserved it (7177)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38031) - you deserved it (29303)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

#13321339
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10295) - you deserved it (57244)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25289) - you deserved it (49368)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)



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