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About brisbanegirl : - My name is Katie
- I'm 22
- I live in Australia (Brisbane)
- I'm a personal carer (personal care worker) while I'm studying a diploma of endorsed enrolled nursing at tafe.
- Ummmm I think that's about it but if you wanna know anything else just pop me a message :)
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Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
Friday 29 August 2014