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About brisbanegirl : - My name is Katie
- I'm 21
- I live in Australia (Brisbane)
- I'm a personal carer (personal care worker) while I'm studying a diploma of endorsed enrolled nursing at tafe.
- I feel that I should point out that the baby in my profile picture isn't mine, he's my godson but I love the little man to bits
- Ummmm I think that's about it but if you wanna know anything else just pop me a message :)
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Friday 6 December 2013