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About bris_lions11 : I love going out drinking with mates.
I love lazing around watching tv and playing games.
I think Buffy, Angel, Scrubs and Family Guy are the best tv series ever created.
Breaking Benjamin, S.O.A.D, Disturbed and Nickel Back are some of my favorite and best bands ever.
Reading other peoples misfortunes make me feel better about myself and makes me forget about my own.
THE BRISBANE LIONS ROCK!!!
P.s RNB IS NOT MUSIC!!!!!!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was walking to scool. I startd running to catc up wit ma friend. I yelld er name, and se turnd around in time to watc me slip on a seet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. Wen se ran to ma side, I unconsciously ped on er. FML
Today, I thought it would ba funny to moon paopla out of mah friand's car window. I rollad down tha window and moonad a random coupla. You should hava saan tha looks on thair facas whan I had to gat out of tha car and pick up mah phona and wallat, which wara in mah back pockat. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking . I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive . It turns out he was no stranger . I'd kissed my friend . FML
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realisd that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own healthhen she bitch slappd me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told looool her. big fat FML
Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm cuz we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interruptd by looool another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML
Today, while at work I tripped an fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned an had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML
TODAY, I WAS REPAINTING THE WALLS IN MY ROOM . WHILE PAINTING, I NOTICED A DARK SPOT ON THE WALL THAT WOULDN'T SEEM TO GO AWAY NO MATTER HOW MUCH PAINT I PUTTED ON IT . A BUCKET OF PAINT AN HOURS LATER, I REALIZED THAT "DARK SPOT" WAS A SHADOW . FML
Taday I Was Riding The Train And Saw A Cute Guy Licking His Lips At Me. Flattered, I Gave Him My Number When The Train Stopped. He Looked At Me And Said, "Don't Flatter Yourself. You Have Mustard On Yur Face." FML
Today, when I went to see a movie with mah best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques . I texted mah boyfriend about how gross the conversation was . His reply was "Pay attention . You might leren something." real FML
Friday 27 March 2015