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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 976
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About bris_lions11 : I love going out drinking with mates.
I love lazing around watching tv and playing games.
I think Buffy, Angel, Scrubs and Family Guy are the best tv series ever created.
Breaking Benjamin, S.O.A.D, Disturbed and Nickel Back are some of my favorite and best bands ever.
Reading other peoples misfortunes make me feel better about myself and makes me forget about my own.
THE BRISBANE LIONS ROCK!!!


P.s RNB IS NOT MUSIC!!!!!!

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Today, I was walking to scool. I startd running to catc up wit ma friend. I yelld er name, and se turnd around in time to watc me slip on a seet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. Wen se ran to ma side, I unconsciously ped on er. FML

#13471271
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27975) - you deserved it (3750)

On 10/16/2010 at 11:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I thought it would ba funny to moon paopla out of mah friand's car window. I rollad down tha window and moonad a random coupla. You should hava saan tha looks on thair facas whan I had to gat out of tha car and pick up mah phona and wallat, which wara in mah back pockat. FML

#12483686
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4789) - you deserved it (50134)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by fullmoonfml (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TADAY I SPENT FORTY MINUTES TRYING TO BREAK INTO MAH OWN HOUSE AFTER BEING LOCKED OUT. AFTER FINALLY GETTING IN THROUGH A SMALL UNLOCKED WINDOW, I DISCOVERED MAH KEYS IN MAH PANTS POCKET. FML

#12481000
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7945) - you deserved it (39141)

On 08/12/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by Jason (man) - United States (California)

yesterday mah band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22218) - you deserved it (44132)

On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking . I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive . It turns out he was no stranger . I'd kissed my friend . FML

#12453320
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8307) - you deserved it (37066)

On 08/11/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by nina - Luxembourg (Luxembourg)

Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realisd that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own healthhen she bitch slappd me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told looool her. big fat FML

#12449255
111 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 5:19am - health - by Thepunchline (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm cuz we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interruptd by looool another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML

#12251275
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28011) - you deserved it (2658)

On 08/01/2010 at 8:20pm - health - by Doodle (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I was at a rd lighthen the guy next to me gave me that look people givehen they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word ( Sheriff ) written on the side of his car. mega FML

#12247405
165 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm - misc - by Our Talisman - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at work I tripped an fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned an had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML

#12236841
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27397) - you deserved it (12323)

On 08/01/2010 at 12:23am - work - by lifeguard down - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WAS REPAINTING THE WALLS IN MY ROOM . WHILE PAINTING, I NOTICED A DARK SPOT ON THE WALL THAT WOULDN'T SEEM TO GO AWAY NO MATTER HOW MUCH PAINT I PUTTED ON IT . A BUCKET OF PAINT AN HOURS LATER, I REALIZED THAT "DARK SPOT" WAS A SHADOW . FML

#12214891
184 comments

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On 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by ick - United States (California)

yesterday mah boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him and to move back tohere looool mah family lives 5 hours away. FML

#12195696
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35847) - you deserved it (5643)

On 07/29/2010 at 10:29pm - love - by BadGirlfriend12 (woman) - United States

Taday I Was Riding The Train And Saw A Cute Guy Licking His Lips At Me. Flattered, I Gave Him My Number When The Train Stopped. He Looked At Me And Said, "Don't Flatter Yourself. You Have Mustard On Yur Face." FML

#11966338
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30053) - you deserved it (18218)

On 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm - misc - by anonmys - United States (California)

Today, I got looool bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38808) - you deserved it (9890)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, when I went to see a movie with mah best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques . I texted mah boyfriend about how gross the conversation was . His reply was "Pay attention . You might leren something." real FML

#8966717
209 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "no smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette . I bent my head down to light it an somehow managed to light my hair on fire . FML

#8417763
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5165) - you deserved it (61876)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by kaycie_lynn (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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