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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 753
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About bris_lions11 : I love going out drinking with mates.
I love lazing around watching tv and playing games.
I think Buffy, Angel, Scrubs and Family Guy are the best tv series ever created.
Breaking Benjamin, S.O.A.D, Disturbed and Nickel Back are some of my favorite and best bands ever.
Reading other peoples misfortunes make me feel better about myself and makes me forget about my own.
THE BRISBANE LIONS ROCK!!!


P.s RNB IS NOT MUSIC!!!!!!

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Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

#13471271
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27672) - you deserved it (3726)

On 10/16/2010 at 11:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

#12483686
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4734) - you deserved it (49663)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by fullmoonfml (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML

#12481000
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7875) - you deserved it (38875)

On 08/12/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by Jason (man) - United States (California)

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21200) - you deserved it (42921)

On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

#12453320
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7730) - you deserved it (35390)

On 08/11/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by nina - Luxembourg (Luxembourg)

Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML

#12449255
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31295) - you deserved it (3715)

On 08/11/2010 at 5:19am - health - by Thepunchline (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm because we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML

#12251275
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27690) - you deserved it (2640)

On 08/01/2010 at 8:20pm - health - by Doodle (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

#12247405
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8096) - you deserved it (73751)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm - misc - by Our Talisman - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML

#12236841
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25671) - you deserved it (11821)

On 08/01/2010 at 12:23am - work - by lifeguard down - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML

#12214891
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7840) - you deserved it (53939)

On 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by ick - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML

#12195696
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35540) - you deserved it (5621)

On 07/29/2010 at 10:29pm - love - by BadGirlfriend12 (woman) - United States

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

#11966338
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28259) - you deserved it (17642)

On 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm - misc - by anonmys - United States (California)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37281) - you deserved it (9669)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

#8966717
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11824) - you deserved it (24721)

On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "no smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

#8417763
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5104) - you deserved it (61284)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by kaycie_lynn (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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