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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1992 (24 years)
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About bridget_909 : I love cheerleading ,
hanging out with friends and softball, and just plane out partyinng ! hahaha . who doesn't eh? :) Well overall, I'm just a fun and crazy girl , who loves just livin life in the moment XD

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Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11806) - you deserved it (40029)

On 07/10/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by jennyygrace - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23883) - you deserved it (73512)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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