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About bribecrazyy : So my name is Sabrina, I'm 22, have an awesome job, and as far as you know my life is perfection. Then again, from the outside looking in, everything looks better. allons-y!!
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Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML
Friday 6 December 2013