Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

bribecrazyy

Offline (2 hours ago) | Search for a member

bribecrazyy

0Liked!

bribecrazyy
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 382
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bribecrazyy : So my name is Sabrina, I'm 24, have an awesome job, and as far as you know my life is perfection. Then again, from the outside looking in, everything looks better. allons-y!!

bribecrazyy's page activity

Visits<b>Ghosty546</b> - yesterday at 2:56pm<b>bossking23</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 7:58pm<b>CaliCassanova</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 5:00pm<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 6:23am<b>Lars93</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 12:42pm<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 4:51pm<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 6:22am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm<b>_delaneybear</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 8:26pm<b>Jigglypuffnutz</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 8:05pm<b>Shelta957</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 4:59pm<b>Llamassss</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 10:54am<b>jrod9327</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 10:45pm<b>Posthuman</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 9:52pm<b>Tolarie</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 4:38am<b>hannahsnyder69</b> - the 09/21/2013 at 10:45am<b>jerzjay</b> - the 09/03/2013 at 10:12am<b>pnutbutternjelly</b> - the 08/14/2013 at 1:52am

bribecrazyy's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of bribecrazyy's badges

bribecrazyy's favorite FMLs

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

#20824961
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48052) - you deserved it (23117)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States



Idan Schneider's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #11
  • Yes, we're late. We've been doing stuff, the New Year and our birthday party got in the way, but there's no excuse. So, we're sorry for not churning out another Best of the Worst in due…

Wednesday 28 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: