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Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60505) - you deserved it (9140)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53506) - you deserved it (7507)

On 05/02/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49121) - you deserved it (7025)

On 04/20/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by MaggotMother (woman) - United States



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