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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 345
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31089) - you deserved it (5843)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML


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