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brennboo
  • Town/Country : Alamo, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1062
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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brennboo's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

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274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32668) - you deserved it (19792)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36904) - you deserved it (2886)

On 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Jake - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28320) - you deserved it (7784)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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214 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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291 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by asdfghjkl_12 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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