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brendazelada

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1583
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About brendazelada : brenda bee :)
"don't promise me the world when i already live in it"
"what you give is what you get"
:) I'm friendly so feel free to talk love meeting new people

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Fucked!<b>Edogg215</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 2:35am<b>martini47</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 4:30pm

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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5949) - you deserved it (47687)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

#277
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I agree, your life sucks (50590) - you deserved it (4086)

On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version



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