About brendazelada : brenda bee :)
"don't promise me the world when i already live in it"
"what you give is what you get"
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About brendazelada : brenda bee :)
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Today, I was going through my mom's old yearbook. There was a page long note from her friend talking about my mother's crazy drunk sex stories and describing multiple sexual encounters she had while on a pool table. I am deeply scarred forever. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 7:20pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 2:10am / United States (Minnesota) / Money
by jsquared / 11/05/2010 at 7:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anon / 10/25/2010 at 1:42am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by notsoonenufdeparted / 10/02/2010 at 1:07am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML
by Anonymous / 10/01/2010 at 7:48am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2010 at 8:44pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
by tikizombie / 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by DHarman / 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
by Satan / 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML
by ummmmEW / 02/12/2010 at 7:04pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by adad / 02/01/2010 at 9:34am / Animals
by dentinpalevo / 12/29/2009 at 2:29am / Cyprus (Limassol) / Miscellaneous
by LonelySanta / 12/24/2009 at 3:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, feeling like I needed to relax, I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished I went to put the tray outside not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room wearing happy face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2009 at 12:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…