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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1192
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About brendazelada : brenda bee :)
"don't promise me the world when i already live in it"
"what you give is what you get"
:) I'm friendly so feel free to talk love meeting new people

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Today, I was going through my mom's old yearbook. There was a page long note from her friend talking about my mother's crazy drunk sex stories and describing multiple sexual encounters she had while on a pool table. I am deeply scarred forever. FML

#14110669
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24014) - you deserved it (9060)

On 12/06/2010 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML

#13957675
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21569) - you deserved it (3031)

On 11/24/2010 at 2:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my twin sister sent a nude picture to her boyfriend, who then forwarded it on to everyone else. Everyone else thinks it's me. FML

#13729352
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34255) - you deserved it (2657)

On 11/05/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by jsquared - United States (California)

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

#13585816
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26893) - you deserved it (6299)

On 10/25/2010 at 1:42am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

#13284441
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40240) - you deserved it (4263)

On 10/02/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by notsoonenufdeparted - United States (California)

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

#13274240
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24056) - you deserved it (10281)

On 10/01/2010 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

#13227031
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9414) - you deserved it (30676)

On 09/27/2010 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

#12826740
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9952) - you deserved it (43878)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

#10760568
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56346) - you deserved it (3527)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39754) - you deserved it (8320)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML

#8176848
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26248) - you deserved it (1801)

On 02/12/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by ummmmEW - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

#7776158
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11194) - you deserved it (33004)

On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my first day-off for the holidays. Today is also the day they decided to start building a house next to mine. I can't sleep beyond 7 am. FML

#7007835
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22606) - you deserved it (1932)

On 12/29/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by dentinpalevo (man) - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, I went home, where I live alone, from my dorm room at my university. The only Christmas cards I had received were addressed to the person that lived there before me. FML

#6916745
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22291) - you deserved it (1995)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by LonelySanta (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, feeling like I needed to relax, I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished I went to put the tray outside not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room wearing happy face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML

#6321079
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8031) - you deserved it (22392)

On 11/16/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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