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  • Number of visits : 10044
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About breakthesky : Oh hai.

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Visits<b>sangoskywalker</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 1:47pm<b>ebroks</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 11:20pm<b>ilovesoccer1610</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 9:45pm<b>camoMS</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 12:19am<b>xtg14x</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 8:27pm<b>ChocolateScyther</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 1:35pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 6:43am<b>XuJingyu</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:20pm<b>FitFriday</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 3:15pm<b>iminyofridge</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 4:32am<b>Shrek1</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 2:17am<b>tjhaba</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 7:45pm<b>theweasel</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 1:18am<b>papygeorges</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 11:48pm<b>ifunnyftw</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 1:11pm<b>shivamtrivedi</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 2:23am<b>BasedComment</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 9:19pm<b>terrified101</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 11:56pm

Fucked!<b>ilovesoccer1610</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 3:45am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 11:43am<b>XuJingyu</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 1:21am<b>BasedComment</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 3:19am

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breakthesky's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

by MadMax / 07/16/2009 at 10:59am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said, "This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML

by embarrassed / 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

by mcullen21 / 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

by sierraisfucked / 06/02/2009 at 3:55am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

by deucelututi / 05/31/2009 at 8:03am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous