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bratwa
  • Town/Country : norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 October 1981 (31 years)
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  • Number of comments : 13
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Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28504) - you deserved it (33923)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

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On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31579) - you deserved it (5905)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)



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