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Today after disappereing fir an unusually long period of time mah boss calld the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd startd bleeding uncontrollably from the arse an as the only other female staff member she needd me to go help her. FML
today I took a busy train into te city. I was lucky enoug to get a seat. People were forced to stand in te aisle in front of me, an te person directly opposite me, wose butt was level wit ead farted in face. Twice. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to ( shut it ) during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, boyfriend snuck into house and hid in closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summond up the courage to share and express mah opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pastd across mah forehead throughout the meeting.
Today, Mah Boyfriend Asked Me If I Wanted To Move Out. Excited, Thinking He Wanted Us To Move Out From His Mom's House, I Said, "Yeah! Just U And Me?" To Which He Smirked And Replied, "No, Just You." FML
Friday 27 March 2015