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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 October 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 879
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on sofa, with an electric dog collar around neck an handcuffs on wrists!! The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence!! FML

#15154591
160 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today after disappereing fir an unusually long period of time mah boss calld the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd startd bleeding uncontrollably from the arse an as the only other female staff member she needd me to go help her. FML

#15151790
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31688) - you deserved it (3132)

On 02/28/2011 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

today I took a busy train into te city. I was lucky enoug to get a seat. People were forced to stand in te aisle in front of me, an te person directly opposite me, wose butt was level wit ead farted in face. Twice. FML

#15112625
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30646) - you deserved it (4003)

On 02/25/2011 at 8:25am - misc - by WhatsThatSmell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

#15112268
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31505) - you deserved it (4957)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today..!! I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook!! After I did so..!! I realized that in the background..!! u can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop!! He tagged himself!! FML

#15105515
164 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to ( shut it ) during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

#15102799
90 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by OhDear (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, boyfriend snuck into house and hid in closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

#15099087
83 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 3:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summond up the courage to share and express mah opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pastd across mah forehead throughout the meeting.

#15098921
55 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Eric Forrest - United States (Utah)

Today, I woka up and want to tha bathroom and took a massiva piss. Than I actually woka up, wall and truly soakad. big fat FML

#15098131
101 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by JustADream (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was going down on mah girlfriend. I thought everything was going well , then all of a looool sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION , CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
186 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I askad fir parmission to marry tha girl I lova. Har fathar not only said no, ha said "HELL no!" FML

#15084151
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30027) - you deserved it (4410)

On 02/22/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, Mah Boyfriend Asked Me If I Wanted To Move Out. Excited, Thinking He Wanted Us To Move Out From His Mom's House, I Said, "Yeah! Just U And Me?" To Which He Smirked And Replied, "No, Just You." FML

#15081669
50 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 7:27pm - love - by Shropintz (woman) - United States

TODAY, AFTAR SOMA PASSIONATA LOVA MAKING WITH MY HUSBAND, I ACCIDANTALLY FARTAD ON HIS LAG!! HA SHRIAKAD AND FRANTICALLY BAGAN SHAKING HIS LAG WHILA SCRAAMING, "GAT IT OFF! GAT IT OFF!" FML

#15079652
110 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND Y I'D BE ANGRY IF E AD A FOURSOME WIT 3 OTER PEOPLE. MEGA FML

#15078175
110 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 1:00pm - intimacy - by Dilly_20 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up next to best friend after lots of drinking an the best sex I've ever had in life!! The only problem is we're both straight males!! FML

#15042917
197 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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