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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 188
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47293) - you deserved it (4877)

On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly. A cop came by and said there have been complaints about the noise. Thinking he was the stripper we ordered, we pulled him into the house. He was an actual cop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39689) - you deserved it (19416)

On 04/06/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by Evalynne - United States (Louisiana)



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