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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 September 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 787
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML


I agree, your life sucks (14765) - you deserved it (55017)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49545) - you deserved it (3854)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML


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On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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