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Today, I lerened just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii!! I also lerened that those things r putted together with special screws!! FML

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On 12/24/2009 at 10:49am - kids - by Gameless Guy - United States

Today, I told a lady that cama into mah clothing stora that I thought har abstract looking nacklaca looool was pratty. Sha raspondad, "Oh... Thats actually a pipa that goas into mah lung." FML

#5862542
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I agree, your life sucks (29525) - you deserved it (7735)

On 10/17/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by oopsjsp90 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today,ile talking online wit ma boyfriend, te conversation turns sexual. He stops responding but I continue wit te conversation. Ten I get a response: "tis is is sister. He fell asleep and I ned te computer. I'll tell im you said goodnigt, but not tat oter stuff". FML

#5266141
35 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs an pink bedding to go with mah babby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

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On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had mah frst date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up . Once I got into his car, mah uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant grls aren't allowed to drink." fat FML

#3978277
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On 07/23/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by Prego my ego - Sent from mobile version

today my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section . I got 16 replies with 2 hours . He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results . The only reply I got was from a man .

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On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I puttad on ta sama jaans tat I ad laft in a bundla in my badroom ta day bafora . A faw ours latar, my boxar sorts dacidad to maka tair spactacular raappaaranca trick at ta bottom of my lag in ta middla of ona of my maatings . FML

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On 11/17/2008 at 12:04am - work - by Tomtom - Sent from mobile version



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