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br10nn0's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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On 07/20/2013 at 3:37pm - money - by Nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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252 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML

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101 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 2:30am - health - by Atletic - United States (New York)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

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112 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, during my second day as a receptionist, every time the phone rang I jumped in shock. My co-workers now already think I'm weird. FML

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On 10/04/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Robyn (woman) - Ireland

Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

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On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)



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