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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 425
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About br1015 : Hello
Nevada st university
boxing fan/ boxer
Mexican Sinaloa
Metal/rock and Larry Hernandez
This not a dating site so go out side and find somebody
17 years old
Message me if u want

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Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML

#20619241
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I agree, your life sucks (46684) - you deserved it (3898)

On 04/24/2013 at 8:18pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64602) - you deserved it (16407)

On 03/28/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by everyoneheard (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
522 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, since I had no lessons until 1pm, I decided to head out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML

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On 12/16/2009 at 4:37am - misc - by watchmaker (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after having paid to download an iPhone FML app, I found out that the real 'Fmylife Official' app was a lot more complete. And free. FML

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41 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by Fmyapp (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

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On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version



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