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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1587
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About boysinabooth : Things change. And friends leave. And life doesn't stop for anybody.

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boysinabooth's favorite FMLs

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left for taking a piss. FML

#2569917
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39764) - you deserved it (3930)

On 06/03/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by peeepeee. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35596) - you deserved it (92990)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

#843065
682 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33375) - you deserved it (484219)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (414660) - you deserved it (67194)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

#424816
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (345968) - you deserved it (32372)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
999 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71243) - you deserved it (743754)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14963) - you deserved it (38080)

On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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