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boysinabooth

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 August 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1987
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About boysinabooth : Things change. And friends leave. And life doesn't stop for anybody.

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Visits<b>abb88</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:24pm<b>teacupofsunshine</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 1:18am<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 12:16am<b>pengyvan</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 11:46pm<b>grizzle336</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:52pm<b>JulC</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 2:25pm<b>mattv88</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 12:22am<b>patts_</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 6:11pm<b>Bricktothehead</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:51pm<b>Pink185054</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 1:43pm<b>tiggerlover100</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:12am<b>jessamaryann</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:25am<b>pinkgreenyellow</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 7:07am<b>jimmer23</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 2:40pm<b>Oihana</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 9:31pm<b>rjc490</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 2:37pm<b>Amy_Nguyen_12</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 12:44am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 10:07am

Fucked!<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 6:16am<b>mattv88</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 6:23am

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boysinabooth's favorite FMLs

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left for taking a piss. FML

#2569917
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43701) - you deserved it (4247)

On 06/03/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by peeepeee. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39047) - you deserved it (98978)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

#843065
712 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39096) - you deserved it (520822)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (447039) - you deserved it (74317)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

#424816
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (370019) - you deserved it (34971)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1024 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78762) - you deserved it (785155)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17311) - you deserved it (41965)

On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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