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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1528
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About boysinabooth : Things change. And friends leave. And life doesn't stop for anybody.

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boysinabooth's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

#14955140
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23546) - you deserved it (4827)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview. They told me to leave after two sentences. FML

#14954069
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23539) - you deserved it (7634)

On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage to hit a pothole and have two of my tires go flat. FML

#14954062
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10615) - you deserved it (16387)

On 02/13/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by FlatTire - United States (Colorado)

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

#14952962
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32679) - you deserved it (3184)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

#14952772
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9400) - you deserved it (51303)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML

#14950159
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27037) - you deserved it (14926)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13809) - you deserved it (60322)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13809) - you deserved it (60322)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML

#14947981
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10231) - you deserved it (26499)

On 02/12/2011 at 10:01am - misc - by notsolucky (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

#14945548
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22590) - you deserved it (16013)

On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

#14945401
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27431) - you deserved it (3296)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Austin - United States (California)

Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML

#14945395
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15873) - you deserved it (24734)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Liar Liar - United States

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10304) - you deserved it (38225)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

#14944090
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29275) - you deserved it (4139)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

#14943630
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55052) - you deserved it (4246)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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