Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

boysinabooth

Search for a member

boysinabooth

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1527
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About boysinabooth : Things change. And friends leave. And life doesn't stop for anybody.

boysinabooth's page activity

Visits<b>Oihana</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 3:15pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 11:12pm<b>InDoctorWeTrust</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 1:37am<b>Mexico_WC2018</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 10:31pm<b>Haze64</b> - the 05/02/2014 at 11:50pm<b>grogers311</b> - the 04/07/2014 at 6:51pm<b>troutbum</b> - the 03/27/2014 at 4:00am<b>king_of_LA</b> - the 03/02/2014 at 3:00am<b>m22100</b> - the 02/26/2014 at 1:17am<b>PAsurvivor</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 5:34am<b>Conoron</b> - the 02/19/2014 at 11:48pm<b>zoegirl_455</b> - the 02/17/2014 at 7:36pm<b>dancer_15234</b> - the 01/29/2014 at 12:57pm<b>ariastyles12</b> - the 12/23/2013 at 2:33pm<b>sybyabraham</b> - the 11/17/2013 at 8:43pm<b>stj5249</b> - the 11/09/2013 at 10:28am<b>TheJapaneseSushi</b> - the 11/07/2013 at 9:41am<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/17/2013 at 12:29am

boysinabooth's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of boysinabooth's badges

boysinabooth's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

#15001986
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29466) - you deserved it (2810)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML

#14998091
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15678) - you deserved it (37312)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Jade -

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML

#14990533
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15638) - you deserved it (22636)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm - animals - by AliRocks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

#14989370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12061) - you deserved it (38557)

On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -

Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML

#14985221
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9203) - you deserved it (31886)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:25am - misc - by a fatty -

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

#14974014
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29905) - you deserved it (11191)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

#14974014
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29905) - you deserved it (11191)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

#14973308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36738) - you deserved it (4299)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

#14969224
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23026) - you deserved it (3488)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

#14969224
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23026) - you deserved it (3488)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46702) - you deserved it (9260)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8105) - you deserved it (47139)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

#14967692
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34209) - you deserved it (2841)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13251) - you deserved it (47326)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

#14960635
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11078) - you deserved it (26589)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • Matteor's illustrated FML #2
  • So, is everyone back from their vacation? Can we get back to regular programming? No? OK, I get it. You're all still crying about not being at the beach any more, well, I am anyway. And this time of year…

Thursday 11 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: