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bowserhugs
  • Town/Country : Pooptown, Butt
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 316
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

#13075106
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16211) - you deserved it (9181)

On 09/16/2010 at 4:06pm - misc - by locker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

#13070669
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24014) - you deserved it (4361)

On 09/16/2010 at 3:04am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I bought a brand new 72" flatscreen TV. After getting it hooked up and working, we went out for a smoke. Hearing this crashing and smashing noise, I went inside to find out my 2 year old daughter had found a metal pole and decided to use it on the TV. FML

#13012319
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13907) - you deserved it (33218)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad hurt his back. He went to a physical therapist who gave him some exercises to do. I have to watch him lie on his back and air hump while groaning every hour on the hour for the next two weeks. FML

#12991728
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21973) - you deserved it (3836)

On 09/10/2010 at 4:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML

#12985084
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7404) - you deserved it (27394)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After I politely apologized she said, "Watch your step, asshole." FML

#12984210
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22052) - you deserved it (4553)

On 09/09/2010 at 11:15pm - misc - by higagram (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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