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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 May 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

#13075106
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21347) - you deserved it (12080)

On 09/16/2010 at 4:06pm - misc - by locker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

#13070669
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26709) - you deserved it (4615)

On 09/16/2010 at 3:04am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad hurt his back. He went to a physical therapist who gave him some exercises to do. I have to watch him lie on his back and air hump while groaning every hour on the hour for the next two weeks. FML

#12991728
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24668) - you deserved it (4112)

On 09/10/2010 at 4:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML

#12985084
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I agree, your life sucks (8893) - you deserved it (30960)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After I politely apologized she said, "Watch your step, asshole." FML

#12984210
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24994) - you deserved it (4851)

On 09/09/2010 at 11:15pm - misc - by higagram (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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