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About boudin227 : 16 years of age:b (bow)Fishing, hunting, football, weightlifting, iFunny, PS3, and Hapkido Martial Arts are my LYFE. I want to go into the military to be a pilot in the Air Force. Starting "Insanity" soon!!
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Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Friday 2 October 2015