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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About botanistjessica : I used to be the "crazy dog lady". After my recent unfortunate breakup, I'm now a single mom for one tri-colored female border collie (Luna) and one dilute tortie kitty (Naomi).

In college until 2016 unless I change my major. Love all animals. Fruit/flying fox bats are adorable. Advocate for wild wolves. Avid horseback rider, hiker, and swimmer. Favorite color is green. Favorite season is fall. Wanna move to Montana.

I love white lace.

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Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML


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