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About botanistjessica : Well, I figured it was about time to change this little biography.
I'm in college, studying biotechnology in plants and animals. I love botany and animal science.
I work at the world's busiest gas station ever. It sucks, but it pays the bills of a poor college student.
I have 2 snakes, 4 rats, 4 mice, and 1 dog.
The snakes are a young pastel ball python and an 8-foot snow bull snake (pure white).
The rats are all males. Their names are Ming (Siamese), Blaze (blazed blue hooded), Spot (Dalmatian), and Squishy (black hooded).
The mice are Pebbles (blue merle female), Ginger (nutmeg female), Peaches (spotted fawn) and Buddy (black w/white belly/eye rims).
My dog is Luna, a 7 month border collie. She has one blue eye and one green. I have another border collie who lives with my parents to keep their other dog company. Her name is Cheyenne (profile pic). Their other border collie is Dallas.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
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Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, in my psychology class we were covering OCDs. I have an issue with creased paper and my best friend brought it up, so for the next hour my class mates sat screwing up paper to see how long I could continuously have a panic attack. FML
Friday 18 April 2014