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About botanistjessica : I have a shitload of dogs. People think I'm insane. My mom actually bought me a bumper sticker that says "crazy dog lady".

I have four border collies, two males and two female. My oldest female is black & white with brindle points, my oldest male is blue merle, my youngest female is brindle, and my youngest male is white with a black patch on his eye and another on his butt. They are all registered and are trained/training to compete in herding events. One day I hope to breed them.

I also have an oddball, foster failure female. She's German Shepherd and Australian Shepherd. She's solid red merle. And an enormous pain in the ass.

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Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML


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Today, in my psychology class we were covering OCDs. I have an issue with creased paper and my best friend brought it up, so for the next hour my class mates sat screwing up paper to see how long I could continuously have a panic attack. FML

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