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About botanistjessica : I have a shitload of dogs. People think I'm insane. My mom actually bought me a bumper sticker that says "crazy dog lady".
I have four border collies, two males and two female. My oldest female is black & white with brindle points, my oldest male is blue merle, my youngest female is brindle, and my youngest male is white with a black patch on his eye and another on his butt. They are all registered and are trained/training to compete in herding events. One day I hope to breed them.
I also have an oddball, foster failure female. She's German Shepherd and Australian Shepherd. She's solid red merle. And an enormous pain in the ass.
One ring to rule them all
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, in my psychology class we were covering OCDs. I have an issue with creased paper and my best friend brought it up, so for the next hour my class mates sat screwing up paper to see how long I could continuously have a panic attack. FML
Monday 18 August 2014