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borhos222
  • Town/Country : Laguna Niguel, United States
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  • Birth Date : Monday 21 April 1980 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 43033
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML

#6599049 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (18630) - you deserved it (1997)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after having paid to download an iPhone FML app, I found out that the real 'Fmylife Official' app was a lot more complete. And free. FML

#6567661 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (6638) - you deserved it (26207)

On 12/02/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by Fmyapp (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

#5233118 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (38577) - you deserved it (1841)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697 (372)

I agree, your life sucks (86646) - you deserved it (3587)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my drunk uncle threw my brand new iPhone 3GS into my pool, ruining it completely. When I asked him to pay for the 600 dollar replacement cost, he said he wasn't responsible for his drunken actions. All of my family members are on his side. FML

#4539683 (272)

I agree, your life sucks (56607) - you deserved it (2540)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:32am - money - by Shadyblood (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailor started out with "Most babies are accidents..." right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

#3295379 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (48106) - you deserved it (3087)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by A2 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I left my brand new itouch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML

#3292692 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (8023) - you deserved it (45248)

On 06/28/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment.I've been writing on/off with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop a bit, to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was "..is so happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML

#3279854 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (13411) - you deserved it (42243)

On 06/27/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by jake (man) - Denmark (Frederiksborg)

Today, my husband passed a massive kidney stone. He is so proud of it that he wants to decorate our home with it. It is now sitting on my kitchen counter next to my produce. FML

#3272102 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (40253) - you deserved it (2304)

On 06/27/2009 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

#3271801 (250)

I agree, your life sucks (46343) - you deserved it (5016)

On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML

#3269585 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (36827) - you deserved it (3630)

On 06/27/2009 at 6:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML

#3237378 (366)

I agree, your life sucks (79684) - you deserved it (6389)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, on the train home, two drunk guys decided to sit next to me and make casual conversation. This was fine until one decided to take a drink from his beer. While he did, he sneezed in my face. I still smell like beer. FML

#3086245 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (28723) - you deserved it (1788)

On 06/21/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by Carly_Michelle - Australia (Queensland)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML

#3046159 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (8523) - you deserved it (35608)

On 06/19/2009 at 11:17pm - money - by pinkplasticjesus (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

#2853235 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (40110) - you deserved it (4233)

On 06/13/2009 at 7:01am - love - by Mojo_Jojo (woman) - China (Beijing)