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  • Town/Country : Nagoya, Japan
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of comments : 56
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Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

#20402533
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24710) - you deserved it (11927)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27041) - you deserved it (3253)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:07am - love - by Clunker (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML

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207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13871) - you deserved it (56912)

On 09/26/2009 at 1:34am - love - by bigdawg702 (man) - United States



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