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boomsl4ng
  • Town/Country : Portimão, Portugal
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1450
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About boomsl4ng : Hi! Just a portuguese guy who is addicted to this damn app!! Live in Portimão with my girlfriend and like to do a lot of different things!! Love to have a good laugh and look at funny movies on youtube!!! Idiot hobby i know!! Addicted to computers and football!

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Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
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I agree, your life sucks (15078) - you deserved it (6746)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36090) - you deserved it (5065)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we are still living at our parents' house. FML

#390
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12849) - you deserved it (8159)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:26pm - misc - by niii - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
51 comments

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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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