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  • Birth Date : Friday 10 August 1984 (30 years)
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About boomboombananas : I love to read the fmls when I'm bored, but are any of them real?? bah, who cares.

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Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML

#13060463
44 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

#12823670
144 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 4:10pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

#12781273
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14663) - you deserved it (36794)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

#12655399
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got back from a two week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my room mate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML

#12649118
88 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 6:03pm - animals - by therealducktape - Sent from mobile version

Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

#12604182
193 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML

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On 01/10/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Lady (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML

#4150
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On 01/31/2009 at 1:20pm - work - by Larry - United States (California)



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