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  • Town/Country : citaylandia, LAYLANDIA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 December 1994 (19 years)
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About bookyourfaces : OI, I'm Layla, & I live in Texas.
Music is what makes me liveee, and volleyball.
Country is pretty bombin. I can spike like a BOSS.
Peace out boyscout.

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Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10898) - you deserved it (33111)

On 10/03/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Adalia (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML

#5620277
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I agree, your life sucks (10898) - you deserved it (33111)

On 10/03/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Adalia (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML

#5620277
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10898) - you deserved it (33111)

On 10/03/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Adalia (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML



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