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About boo92 : Name's Orla, message me if you want but im usually on my phone so I might not see it, slàn :)

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Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26140) - you deserved it (48610)

On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43634) - you deserved it (30617)

On 05/05/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94922) - you deserved it (6635)

On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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